boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
yesterday this girl in one of my classes tweeted “i can’t just stay friends with a guy because they always end up catching feelings for me” and i was like r u srs is that a problem
